Question:
Can you write an amusing story. . .?
2007-06-16 22:37:05 UTC
or, hell, I don't care. . . one that's not so amusing, incorporating the titles to these songs from my favorite '80's band that probably no one else loves: Huey Lewis and the News:

1. Heart of Rock and Roll
2. Power of Love
3. If This Is It
4. I Want a New Drug
5. Stuck With You
Five answers:
Silva
2007-06-17 21:30:45 UTC
Lola lovingly bathed her 79 year old father, swishing the suds in the basin, wringing out the rag, and gently mopping his face. Her momma had died two years before leaving them both to care for one another. He had been diagnosed with alzheimer's disease that same year.

At that time he had known what was going on. He had raged against her illness, fighting it with every fibre of his being. He refused to accept the death sentence that had been handed down by the doctors when they told him she only had six months left to live at best. "NO!" He had said "I want a new drug, there has to be SOMETHING that can help her" Sadly,the power of love was not enough to save her. She died peacefully in her sleep two months later.

He was inconsolable at first, he would rant and rave , he would fly off the handle cursing the doctors and God and anyone else that happened to be in earshot! When things would get particularly rough for him, he would sometmes even become annoyed with Lola. "I'm stuck with YOU now" he said one day. He was looking at his wife's picture and crying. Lola would sometimes get him out of this mental funk by playing her Huey Lewis and the News cd. He particularly liked "Heart of rock and roll" and she would use it to distract him!

It was shortly after this that his disease became more severe and he lost even those memories. Lola would sometimes even get angry at God herself, thinking of the beautiful life her parents shared being reduced to this! "If this is it, I don't want it" she would sometimes yell at God, angry at the pain they all had to suffer through. At these times she even questioned her own faith but always wound up coming back to the fold.

Today was Father's day and Lola and her father had a nice peaceful day. She brought him breakfast in bed and he smiled, something she had not seen him do in a while!

After his bath he had fallen asleep peacefully and Lola had kissed him gently on the cheek, grateful to have her father with her for one more day!

Happy Father's day to ALL!!! Be good to your parents, they won't live forever!
marilynn
2007-06-17 18:39:50 UTC
Both my parents were hippies. They took part in the peace movement, smoked a little wacky weed, and partied in the heart of rock and roll – Woodstock. Mom likes to tell me that I was conceived there and if you do the math, it’s possible, but from what I hear, they were traveling around the country sowing their seeds all over the place, so it could have happened in Butt, Montana also, who knows.



I once asked my parents how they ended up in Woodstock and mom told me that they had heard there was going to be a three day concert on a dairy farm in Bethel, New York, since all their friends were going, they too made the journey. They spent one week hitch hiking across America. Dad will add that they almost didn’t make it because people didn’t want to stop and give two long haired, bell bottomed kids rides.



When they got there, Richie Havens was already playing High Flyin Bird and people were running around shouting I want a new drug. It was cold, raining, muddy and crowded, but to this day, both say aside from the birth of my brother and I, that it was the best experience that they ever encountered.



When you ask dad for specifics, he is fond of telling about seeing The Who perform Tommy. He always follows it with mentioning that he loved Jimi Hendrix belting out Purple Haze. He says if this is it, and he doesn’t ever get to another concert he will be satisfied, because truth be told, nothing will ever repeat the thrill that Woodstock was.



He’ll continue by telling it was the power of love that brought about 500,000 people together to hear some of the best musicians ever. At this time, both parents, as if cued, will say I was the resulted of their “Groovin” to the music. They always loving add “now we’re stuck with you, and it’s Woodstock’s fault”.



Yes, mom and dad love to talk about those three days. Both still show signs of their past. Mom is still very fond of long colorful bead and tired skirts. Dad no longer wears sandals, but his thinning hair has not seen a pair of scissors in more than twenty years, and he has quite a collection of tie dyed tee shirts. I’ve often wondered if both are trying to recapture yesterday’s memories, and since they are happy ones, that’s fine with me. I love to hear them tell me all about the concert and there is a part of me that wishes I could have been there too. I hope someday I can be part of something that instills such wonderful memories. Thus far, the only thing I will be able to tell my children about is 9/11 and wars, and that is not the kind of legacy I want to leave my children.
I am Sunshine
2007-06-17 19:24:06 UTC
Dodge City, Kansas

Circa 1876



Miss Kitty decided it was high time she started mingling with the crowd. And WHAT a crowd there was: http://www.ciderspace.co.uk/photos/action/northampton/25-aug-2003/crowd1-25-aug-2003.jpg

There was a smokin' band who was delighting the paying customers. Yep, Kitty was raking in the dough, tonight!

She watched as the dancers reeled across the floor. She overheard a conversation between two of the "hot footers."

Man:" I wanted to be with Maisy, tonight...And here I am,(5.) Stuck With You!"

Woman:" Oh, YEAH?! Well (4.) I Want a New Drug. The booze is wearing off and you look like a bad dream!"

Kitty chuckled as she wound her way through the crowd.

She walked up to the bandstand and yelled to the leader:" Are you guys going to sing '(2.) Power of Love?"

Hubert Lewis nodded his head as he got back to playing the guitar. He was a bizzare fellow; A real showman with a strange approach to music:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/aisforangie/113315747/

He shouted to Miss Kitty: We are the (1.)Heart of Rock and Roll !! "

Kitty:"Yeah!! Whatever." She had no idea what that meant!!



Kitty longed for a dancing partner. A fellow tapped her on the shoulder. Kitty twirled around, excited to be asked. Her smile soon disappeared......."Uh....No thank you, cowboy. My hip is bothering me tonight:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnnydriftwood/31154379/

Kitty walked away with a limp, so as not to hurt his feelings.

To herself:"Geeze. (3.) If This Is It, I guess I'll just sit down and listen to the band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsEK3E5F3U8
blewoval
2007-06-16 23:11:20 UTC
The Power of Love gets its energy from the Heart of Rock and Roll. Now if you dont believe me, and you want to leave, them let me know If This Is It, cuz I Want A New Drug, cuz I'm tired of being Stuck With You.
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2016-10-09 13:09:24 UTC
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