Funniest rock star quote?

Question

What's the funniest quote from a rock star you've heard?

Answer 1

i was watching this video where nirvana was high and krist was like "u know, more people smoke marijuana in the united states then voted for george bush....think about it." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tikR8YDkfL0

Answer 2

Story by Zakk Wylde



quote We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer. unquote



pathetic day indeed...

Answer 3

[During an interview regarding the storyline of Queensryche's 'Operation: Mindcrime' album - attempting to demonstrate that they don't actually want people to start a revolution]



CHRIS DE GARMO: "People come up to us and they say 'You know, Revolution Calling, what you're talking about in that song, is that really happening in America? Are these your ideas? Are you planning a subversive revolution against the government? Do you want us to be assassins for you?' And we just said 'heeey'...I mean, we've got nothing against right wing conservative, fascist, governments that run the United States"

Answer 4

I harbored a lot of resentment as a teenager and as a young adult. I still have a problem with authority, I'm trying to listen!

-Nikki Sixx



gotta love Nikki

Answer 5

"If I saw an alien, I'd tell it to f**k right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any deccent f*****g music. So they can f**k right off, I ain't going anywhere with them."

- Liam Gallagher





"Someone was playing a joke when they made me, you know, 'Let's make this guy a writer and a guitar player, but let's make him write with his left hand but play with his right, and let's have him born in the middle of May and give him a Christmas name like Noel, and let's make him a dodgy, schizophrenic, two-faced Gemini.' Cheers!"

- Noel Gallagher

Answer 6

Jimi Hendrix was once asked "How did you get to be the great guitarist you are?". He responded by saying" You need to smoke pot". ok freaky but pretty funny. That or the Beatles "All you need is Love"

Answer 7

Birds... scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth... but sadly we don't speak bird. -Cobain



i have better ones but i am half asleep so we will go with this for now.

Answer 8

Davey Havok was asked "who are you religion wise"

"I am God, no wait

I am the devil, no

damn i know this one"

Answer 9

"We want to be the band where, if we moved in next door to you, your grass would die."



-Lemmy

Answer 10

"I'm not a readwell. but, when i read. I read well." - Kurt cobain.