It's not so much the question that made me cringe, it's the thing in the details about the list of how "real" mcr fans act.
Yes, they're just a band. A pop band. A not very good pop band at that, if what I've heard is representative of their work. The sad fact is that if you doll it up, blur the gender lines a little, and promote the hell out of it, then all the little kids will buy into it... and buy it.... I mean, look at the boy bands, tatu, and the commercial success of rap, its all the same thing. Target a lifestyle, adopt its imagery, and write songs that support that lifestyle and affirm its ideals (if any).
Hmmm. Sounds a lot like "christian" rock, "christian" metal, "christian" punk, etc.
But I digress... I just wanted to comment on that list of how "real" mcr fans act.
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"We DO Believe in God"
Ah. So only christians can be true mcr fans? Vive la difference!
"We won't strike a violent pose anymore..."
A "violent pose"? wtf? Is that some "emo" way of saying they won't fight back? Has anyone ever really associated mcr fans and acts of violence? ... well, maybe with committing crimes against fashion....
"We will have hope, even in our most jaded times"
wtf? So we all know the definition of "jaded", right? Bored? So, "even when we're reeeeaaally bored, we'll have hope"?
You can tell that was written by someone who has never had to worry about where their next meal was coming from, or had to make a choice between clothes and food, or even someone who knew anything about our economy or state of politics.
Man, boredom is so crushing to the soul!
"We won't be alcoholic anymore!"
Whoever wrote this has no idea what it means to be alcoholic. This was the one part that got to me, but now that I'm talking about it... I think I'll leave it at that.
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I'm really getting tired of hearing about this band. I'm really getting tired of hearing how people get so stupid about this band (well, these guys and avenged sevenfold). I'm even getting tired of hearing people tell people how stupid they are about this band, because the stupid people just get that glazed look in their eye and are like "weLL, yOu mU5t bE a H&teR" which just confirms their stupidity on so many levels....
Sigh...
Saul