R&P: Weirdest song lyrics you can think of?

Question

Suede - My Insatiable One
"On the escalator, we sh*t paracetamol"

Beat that if you can..

Answer 1

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.





Song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile



http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htm

Answer 2

china cat sunflower - grateful dead



look for awhile at the china cat sunflower

proud walking jingle in the midnight sun

copper dome bodhi drip a silver kimono

like a crazy quilt stargown

through a dream night wind



krazy kat peeking through a lace bandana

like a one eyed cheshire

like a diamond eye jack

a leaf of all colors plays

a golden string fiddle

to a double e waterfall over my back



comic book colors on a violin river

crying leonardo words

from out a silk trombone

i rang a silent bell

beneath a shower of pearls

in the eagle wing palace

of the queen chinee

Answer 3

Beck - Loser



In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control

Baby's in reno with the vitamin d

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat

Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain

About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don't believe everything that you breathe

You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark

Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Answer 4

Fee by Phish



In the cool shade of the banana tree

On the rugged trail toward the balcony

A child of the twentieth century

A dried up Goliath and a weasel named Fee



http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Fee-lyrics-Phish/C7F4D292311184E04825690B00127937

Answer 5

10001110101 - clutch



first verse:



Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer.

Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there.

Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!

Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?

Are you rolling tape now? Bits and pieces large and small

Sector, vector, eat them all.

It’s already in the rice!

Among the mental ones a messenger will soon arrive.

Answer 6

A lot of songs by Nirvana, for example this one, like Pennyroyal tea or "Heart-shaped box":



She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak

I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks

I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap

I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black



Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice



Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Your advice



Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet

Cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath

Broken hymen of 'Your Highness', I'm left black

Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back

Answer 7

Tool - The Gaping Lotus Experience (Hidden track off of Opiate)



I had a friend once he took some acid

Now he thinks he's a fire engine

It's okay until he pisses on your lighter

Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway



satan, satan, satan...



I had a friend once he took some ecstasy

Tried to marry me and every one in the room

He was sort of loving kinda caring,

kinda tried to **** my lazy boy

It got a bit messy all over the curtains,

arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting



satan, satan, satan...



I'm getting bored again...

Answer 8

Radiohead- Fake Plastic Trees



She lives with a broken man

A cracked polystyrene man

Who just crumbles and burns

He used to do surgery

For girls in the eighties

But gravity always wins

Answer 9

Ohhhhh

Badadadabadadababa



Coming out your mouth

With your blah blah blah

Zip your lips like a padlock (yeah)

And meet me in the back

With the jack and the jukebox

Don't really care

Where you live at

Just turn around boy

And let me hit that

Don't be a little *****

With your chit chat

Just show me

Where your dick's at



Music's up

Listen hot stuff (stuff)

I'm in love (love)

With this

Song

So just hush (hush)

Baby shut up (up)

Heard enough



Stop talk-talk-talking bout'

Blah blah blah

Think you'll be getting this?

Nah nah nah

Not in the back of my

Ca-a-ar

If you keep talking bout

Blah blah blah blah blah



Boy come on and get my rocks off

Come put a little love

In my glove box

Wanna dance with no pants on? (Holler)

Meet me in the back

With the jack and the jukebox

So cut to the chase kid

'Cause I know you don't care

What my middle name is

I wanna be naked

And you're wasted



Music's up

Listen hot stuff (stuff)

I'm in love (love)

With this song

So just hush (hush)

Baby shut up (up)

Heard enough



Stop talk-talk-talking bout

Blah blah blah

Think you'll be getting this?

Nah nah nah

Not in the back of my

Ca-a-ar

If you keep talking bout

Blah blah blah blah blah



You be delayin'

You won't be sayin' some sh-- (some s...)

You say I'm playin

I'm never layin' the d---

Sayin' "blah, blah blah"

Cause I don't care who you are

In this bar

It only matters who I is.



Stop talk-talk-talking bout

Blah blah blah

Think you'll be getting this

Nah nah nah

Not in the back of my

Ca-a-ar

If you keep talking bout

Blah blah blah blah blah



Blah blah blah

Think you'll be getting this

Nah nah nah

Not in the back of my

Ca-a-ar

If you keep talking bout

Blah blah blah blah blah



Oh!



Blah Blah Blah

Stop talkin

Stop talk-talk-talkin bout



I Hate that song!

Answer 10

"The organism rapes itself

And then gives birth upon a shelf"



- Sleeping With Your Devil Mask - Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians

Answer 11

Anything by Mars Volta.

Answer 12

You say black I say white

You say bark I say bite

You say shark I say hey man

Jaws was never my scene

And I don't like Star Wars

You say Rolls I say Royce

You say God give me a choice

You say Lord I say Christ

I don't believe in Peter Pan

Frankenstein or Superman

All I wanna do is



Bicycle bicycle bicycle



JUST BEAT IT

Answer 13

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

If your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?

Can you catch it on your tonsils, can you heave it left & right?



LONNIE DONEGAN... 1961 (peaked at #5, went Gold)

Answer 14

"I'm not saying that it's true

I'm not saying that it's right

but the virgin mary

may have been a hermaphrodite"



Corporate Avenger - Jesus Christ Homosexual

Those dudes speak only words of wisdom

Answer 15

I casually mention that i pissed in your coffee

I hope you know that all i want from you is sex



Queen of Denmark ~ John Grant

Answer 16

Roses are Free by Ween - http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/ween/roses+are+free_20145502.html



"take a wrinkled raisin and do with it what you will.."

Answer 17

http://www.youtube.com/user/willpowerless p.s they just added me as YouTube friend !! just checking out their channel lol it's kinda weired i think so but yet i kinda like the backgground music !!

Answer 18

''rub some jizzum on your lips, rub some jizzum on your ****

bang bang, boogie boogie, rub some *** on your clit

bang bang, boogie boogie, double barelled *****''

Answer 19

The stupidest would be all of lady gagas.

Answer 20

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus



Goo goo g'joob