I liked Shakespeare 'cause I learned lots of ways to call people whores.
and...lyricist..
I love Richard's Hell's lyrics/poetry/novels, so I might go with him.' But The Kinks and XTC are close, if not tied. I should note that I find a tonne of other musicians to be great lyricists, but I personally prefer these three.
BA:
"The day goes by, I nod at it, another comes again.
I'm asking you for guidance now, I hope my ways to mend.
In the secret history of time we're all alone and dead
And only suffering is sure is what the best book said."
-Richard Hell
or
"Arm in arm we sang our patriotic songs of love and sentiment.
Tears of joy to hide the sorrow,
New tomorrows till we meet again,
With a new world to build we'll say auf weidersein.
What did they do for us?
What did it prove to us?
As we stand beside the silent grave
The unknown soldier can't be saved."
-The Kinks (Ray Davies)
or
"I am the audience
There's no doubt, no consequence
I could make the morning papers
If I use my capers
Let's be the Audience
I might lose my patience
Polite applause excepted
To the ones selected, as the audience..."
-XTC (Andy Partridge)
yum: Never worked too well for me, because I might find a book fascinating but refuse to read on principle (that...we're being forced to do so). Then I read the book long after we were supposed to, though, and understand the academic value, and sometimes even fall in love with it. Doesn't mean I like being forced to read something any better, but..eh. I understand the need for it in English classes.
Favourite is tied between 1984: George Orwell, The Stranger:Camus, Into the Wild:Jon Krakauer, and The Great Gatsby:F. Scott Fitzgerald. and so far I really enjoy Metamorphasis: Kafka.
Least favourites are A Separate Peace:John Knowles or Scarlet Letter:Nathaniel Hawthorne.
B yum: well, that sounds terrifying. D:
a) some adults I hadn't seen since I was 7 recently saw me and were like "there's no way you're only 17, honey! no, you're lying! you're at least 19!" Bit weird. similar to yours, i guess, except without the slapping or ostensible anger..
Looking older works to my advantage if I want to get into shows or hang around in a casino, though. They offer to sell me drinks, too. o.o
Doesn't work to my advantage at night in downtown waiting for a bus. then it just gets creepy.
b) 17 (and almost a half-ish!)
c) 15? 16?